Canadian government taken to court over cold front

Secretary of Meteorology Dr Dhugy told reporters today that the US government is fully behind the American Meteorologist Society’s lawsuit against the Canadian government. “This government believes that our neighbors are our friends but there is a limit that friends cannot cross”. The presidents decision is said to have been influenced after he was caught off guard this morning by the cold snap and doubled over in sneezing fit.

AMS representative Mr Passnao said “Every year its the same thing. We get this lovely warm current from our real friends in Mexico and then the Canadians send over this arctic blast to ruin everything! We are sick and tired of getting our predictions wrong. This line coming downwards has to stop” he said, making hand motions in front of a blank blue wall.

Canadian authorities are expected to make their statements today but people on the streets seem to have made up their minds. “We live with it 10 months a year, the Americans cant even take it for a month eh?”